CRASH Sucks! Naughty Dog Sucks!!

I hate...

...no...

I absolutely DESPISE 'Crash Bandicoot: Crash of the Titans' or whatever the stupid game's called.

It's awful.

Horrid.

A disgrace.

I've been sick recently, and was too unwell for the intensity of an FPS, or the speed and sensory battering of a racer, so I thought I'd just give a nice, straightforward platform/action game like Crash of the Titans a go for some easy points.

AAARRRRGGGHHH!!!!!

That was a mistake.

At times the game is tedious, like when you have to sit through an annoyingly un-skipable cut scene that you've seen way too many times before, just to re-play a level.

At times it's frustratingly unfair, like when you try to hit an enemy from behind, only for it to block every single shot and then hit you with ease... ...Oh, by the way, this never works the other way around.

But most of the time it's just boring.

Boring levels.

Boring gameplay.

The worst part about the whole game is that it's now managed to mess up my '5 or 10' point gamerscore!!!

Most achievements only give you a score that either ends in a 5 or a 0, not so Naughty Dog.

They've put an easy one in which gives you 13, then you need to practically get almost every other achievement in the game to get a 26 and a 36 that would put you back onto a gamerscore ending in a 5.

WHY!!??

Alright, I know that this might seem strange, but it's just annoying having to look at a score that only ever ends in a 3 or an 8.

It's just untidy.

More to the point, it reminds me of forcing myself to play all the way through this game just to get to 649 points out of it!

I could probably get up to 800 or so without trying too hard, but I hate the poor level design and boring gameplay so much that I have no intention of ever doing that.

I'm going to have to look for some odd points from another game to try and get my score back the way it's been since I got my 360.

Ending in a 5 or a 0.

I won't be buying another Naughty Dog game any time soon.